Sunday, February 1, 2009

Martial Arts (and demons :) ))

So I did promise I would begin to teach what I knew of Bloody hands and Wu Tang. (Not taekwondo because I am not actually qualified to teach that :P)

So let us start with Bloody hands shall we? Jolly good!

Bloody hands is actually quite simple, the hardest step is the first step because you have to take a solid step, if you have any doubt you will not succeed in Bloody Hands, same goes for life. So your first lesson (if your using my blog to train in bloody hands) is to erase all doubt in your mind. . .Do not doubt yourself, family, friends, work, studying. You cannot doubt anything. When you mastered this you are ready for step 2

Wu Tang is a much simpler martial art. (sort of). The first step to Wu Tang is understanding that there is no physical world, that this world is made up of atoms and particles and that nothing is really solid (99 percent of what we see is just air. . .amazing no? This computer I am typing on is 99 percent air) Well with that being said. All Atoms can be controlled, manipulated, learning to do this is the first step.

Wu Tang use swords (or hands)

Whew, that was actually really exciting for me to type. So I got a request from my friend, who wishes to stay unknown, to type about Demons!!! She wants to know if such things as demons actually exist.

Ok if you are thinking of big bulky demons with 10 arms and lots of blood and guts, no, no such creature exists in this world or any realm that I know of.

However, there is a demon that is alive, this is known as HUMANS. Humans are demons because we are capable of cruel acts allow me to explain.

In an unknown year a woman commited a series of murders without reason. She was a pianiest and a fine one at that. She loved her music soo much that she devoted her life to playing the piano, dark music. However, when the world said she was tooo dark she went mad and killed hundreds of people. When she was finally caught she took her own life swearing that she would become the goddess of the demons and devils that she made.

This is just a story and it could be made up, I am sorry it is not solid truth but it is the best I could find.

My best wishes to Armanda (ashley) with her career choice, I know you can be the champion one day Ashley, I will support you 110 percent!!!!!

Ema, a singaporean girl who has been my friend since the beginning. without her I would be without any asian friends, so thank you.

Lastly, to my dear friend (best friend) Corrie. He has been my best friend since we were 5 years old and I will be damned if I lose him as a friend now. Corrie may our families always be best friends like you and I :)

And to myself? *Whispers to himself* sorry what I say to myself is private!!!! :P Ask if you want to know.


Well with that I bid you a good day wherever you are.

Goodnight (or goodday) Ashley (armanda), Corrie and Ema! You are all missed more than you know!

Connal MacColl (Mon lestate by Ema) (Con - corrie :P) (Annoying dude but funny - Ashley (JK)))

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